Lois Einhorn is a Lieutenant in the Miami-Dade Police Station and the main antagonist of the first movie. She is portrayed by Sean Young.
Lois Einhorn

Life as Ray FinkleEdit

She was originally known as Ray Finkle, an aspiring football player who was drafted by the Miami Dolphins as their kicker. When Ace found out that he missed him in his investigation, this leads him to Finkle's hometown. While there, Ray's father, Mr. Finkle admits to Ace that he had his son sent up to Shady Acres Mental Hospital in Tampa, Florida, which the people there are still bothering them to come pick up his stuff. Although senile, Mrs. Finkle shares Ray's embitterment with Dan Marino whom she blamed for the missed field goal by leaving the laces in, rather than out that costed the Dolphins the Super Bowl and caused the entire town to turn against him. Ray's obsession with revenge against Marino pointed Ace in a direction he needed to go to after seeing a film. While at Shady Acres, Finkle stumbled across a newspaper article about a search being called off for a missing hiker, coincidentally named Lt. Lois Einhorn, and saw an opportunity to use her identity. He then escaped from the mental hospital and underwent partial sex reassignment surgery to pose as her. Finkle waited for the Dolphins to get another shot at the Super Bowl so he can plan his revenge.

Kidnapping of Snowflake and Dan MarinoEdit

Now as Lois Einhorn, she was able to begin her revenge on the Dolphins by kidnapping Snowflake, which they gave him the old number she had, which she took as a personal insult. After she kidnaps Marino, Ace gives out his suspicions about Finkle, which puts Einhorn on full alert. She tries to seduce Ace, only to be stopped after her gun digs into his hip. Soon after discovering that she is Finkle in a transgender disguise, Ace spends all night throwing up and cleansing himself. While trying to rescue Marino and Snowflake, Einhorn catches Ace, aims a gun at Ace and a struggle in progress. When the police arrives on Einhorn's orders, she demands them to arrest him, but Melissa puts a stop to it by holding Emilio hostage and convinces them to hear Ace out. Einhorn orders her force to ignore her, but entire Miami PD decides to hear him out. Ace makes his suspicion well known about Finkle and his theory of how he was able to escape from Shady Acres and murder a missing hiker whom was a lieutenant herself to assume her identity by undergoing a partial sex reassignment surgery. When Ace points out that she is Ray Finkle in disguise, Lt. Einhorn denies all of his accusations and cries out, begging for her backup to shoot Ace in a completely desperate attempt to continue her diabolical scheme. This leads Ace to test his theory by first pulling at Lt. Einhorn's hair, which enrages her even further. The SWAT Team along with Aguado share immediate skepticism with Ace's actions, even when he grabs Einhorn by her chest violently and rips open her blouse to her shoulders to reveal a pair of large breasts in a grey silk bra. Breathing deeply and infuriated, Einhorn stands enraged yet she remains silent, knowing there is nothing she can say or do to save herself at this point. She looks down at her exposed breast. Ace makes one final attempt to expose and embarrass Lt. Einhorn by ripping off her skirt and smacking her on the butt with it before tossing it away, leading only to more embarrasment for her as the Miami PD chuckles faintly and "woo's" at their exposed Lieutenant and her awkward disposition. Standing in only her torn, white blouse, silk bra, silk panties, and high heels, Einhorn looks down at her near naked body and begins to twitch and convulse in shock and shame as Marino secretly alerts Ace to a obvious bludge in Lt. Einhorn's silk panties that she holding back with her legs crossed. Now with concrete proof against Einhorn, Ace makes a short humiliating speech (directed at Einhorn), while revealing to the Miami PD her true motive in killing Roger Podacter because he discovered her natural penis ("he found Captain Winky!"). He spins her violently around to reveal "his" huge healthy penis and testicles tucked between his buttocks in his panties for everyone to see. The whole Miami police force, Marino, and even Snowflake react in total disgust at this revelation of Einhorn's true identity as Ray Finkle, suggesting he had kissed all of them as he did with Ace as he drops to his knees in defeat amidst the realization that he is going to prison for the rest of his life and plotted this ambitious scheme all for nothing. Now humiliated and exposed, Finkle makes one last attempt to kill Ace out of revenge by lunging towards him with a piece of broken glass, but he flips him over the wharf into the water, which he did not count on and causes him to scream (in a feminine manner) with frustration and bewilderent as he hits the water where the surrounding officers, along with Melissa and Emlio, chuckle and shake their heads at Finkle's pathetic attempt. As he tries to pull himself up, Ace forcefully steps on his left hand, cracking his fingers as he grunts with hatred as Ace plucks the ring containing the missing stone from his finger, and finalizing his theory that the Lt. is the disgraced Ray Finkle, who now bears a look of hopelessness and woe as his most prized and personal posession rests in the hands of his enemy. In one last insult to the already miserable and helpless Finkle, Ace turns his back to him and forcefully kicks some dirt in his tear-ridden face before declaring him a loser, ironically making his life a living hell as he will soon be pulled from the water in his bra and panties and placed in handcuffs where he will be left in the clutches of all the people he humiliated and manipulated, the Miami Police Department.


The picture of Ray Finkle before the sex change was really Sean Young with a wig and a fake mustache.

If looked at closely in the Blu Ray edition with a much clearer presentation, in the video clip of "the Kick Heard Around The World" the laces appear to be out just as Finkle said, implying that Dan Marino was actually at fault and wouldn't admit to his error.

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